How to Know If It’s Going to Be a Rough Day

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IF, hypothetically speaking, you wake your child for school and he immediately tells you, “I had a nosebleed,”


IF you glance at his bed and it looks like a crime scene


IF you realize that he not only had the normal amount of bedding  but for inexplicable reasons was sleeping with 4 sheets and 5 blankets and they are all soaked


IF you look at your child and say, “You’re shirt is cov – WAIT!  That’s not blood!”


IF you lean in close and realize that (along with the blood) your child is covered in melted chocolate…

Yes, it is going to be a rough day.  And your life sucks.  And you are being punished for something, possibly for being a witch.

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