IF, hypothetically speaking, you wake your child for school and he immediately tells you, “I had a nosebleed,”
IF you glance at his bed and it looks like a crime scene
IF you realize that he not only had the normal amount of bedding but for inexplicable reasons was sleeping with 4 sheets and 5 blankets and they are all soaked
IF you look at your child and say, “You’re shirt is cov – WAIT! That’s not blood!”
IF you lean in close and realize that (along with the blood) your child is covered in melted chocolate…
Yes, it is going to be a rough day. And your life sucks. And you are being punished for something, possibly for being a witch.